o_paradoxus (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} o_paradoxus) wrote,@ 2005-07-01 14:58:00 |
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You know you are a New Yorker When . . .
A. and I discuss the latter pretty much every time we take the train. In fact, I've sketched out a decision-theoretic model for it, including such factors as:
- You have a permanently-assigned IP address for the wifi at at least one coffee shop (I have two---dtut and Drink Me).
- You've deliberated about whether it's better to wait for the express, or get on the local, which is here now.
A. and I discuss the latter pretty much every time we take the train. In fact, I've sketched out a decision-theoretic model for it, including such factors as:
- How hot it is---is it better arrive sooner, but wait in the underground heat for longer? Related factor: the general level of body odor of those sharing the platform.
- Whether you have a book, a CD player, or both.
- The time of day---can an express be expected anytime soon?
- Whether the transfer needed requires ascending or descending stairs, or whether it comes on the same platform; especially important for those with ankle sprains, or the chronically lazy, or if you are carrying groceries or extra books.
- Whether there is a newsstand on the platform---every minute spent waiting increases the chance that candy will be purchased, something that is desirable, on the one hand, but on the other hand, ought to be avoided, for those that are trying to cut back. Importance of this factor depends upon whether healthier snacks have been brought from home.
